The Viper Is Coming “Wiper” Vintage Action Figure Card Art Tee

A deep-cut tribute for the kids who remember it, this design turns the legendary Window Wiper twist from “The Viper Is Coming” into a vintage-style action figure card, complete with retro toy packaging energy and character art. What starts as a mysterious threat ends with one of the funniest punchlines in the whole series: he’s not here to viper anything — he’s here to vipe the vindows.

Designed like a lost 80s toy aisle relic, this shirt is perfect for fans of old-school cartoon deep cuts, vintage action figure card art, Saturday morning nostalgia, and weird beloved episodes that stuck in your brain forever. A great conversation piece for conventions, collector crowds, and anyone who knows the joke immediately.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

This soft, weighty cotton tee brings vintage action-figure nostalgia front and center. The classic crew cut and relaxed fit let the bold, retro card-art print read like a worn poster on your chest — bright colors, crisp detail, and that lived-in playroom energy. It sits comfortably for all-day wear: midweight fabric that breathes, a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and a tear-away label for zero irritation. Wear it rolled-sleeve with jeans, layered under a chore jacket, or tossed on after digging through the attic to complete a collector’s look. The print uses high-detail DTF/DTG techniques so the design pops without losing fine lines, echoing the original toy-card artwork while staying durable through wash cycles.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit body and ribbed collar maintain shape and reduce fabric waste
- Dual-printing (DTF on sleeves/labels, DTG elsewhere) for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label and shoulder tape for comfort and long-lasting fit
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean