Chubby Cox Vintage Basketball Card Distressed Softstyle Tee

A distressed tribute to one of the all-time great vintage basketball cards, this design turns a real 1980s sports collectible into the perfect piece of deadpan, double-take humor. With its worn retro look and straight-faced old-school layout, it lands right in that sweet spot between genuine basketball nostalgia and the kind of joke that gets funnier the longer it takes someone to notice it.

A perfect tee for fans of vintage basketball cards, 1980s sports graphics, novelty shirts, awkward sports names, old-school hoops culture, and immature humor done right, this one feels like a thrift-store sports relic with a built-in punchline.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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