Christimus Prime Festive Classic Christmas Tee

More than meets the eye, and more than a little merry. Christimus Prime transforms the classic heroic big-rig leader into a holiday convoy, delivering presents instead of rolling out against the bad guys. It's an ugly-sweater alternative for people who would rather wear a robot than reindeer.

It's for eighties toy kids, collectors, and the friend who leaves their action figures out all December. It's a funny Christmas t-shirt that works at the office party and at the toy show.

Printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee and available in sizes S–5XL. Order early for holiday delivery. It's a good fit for Secret Santa, white elephant swaps and Christmas morning with your inner nine-year-old.

Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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